Because what better way to procrastinate while wedding planning. Drum roll please…
Did you hear about the two spiders who got engaged?
I heard they met on the web.
Two cannon balls got married this morning.
I hear they’re already expecting BBs.
Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married?
The reception was terrific.
Two florists recently got married.
It was an arranged marriage.
I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married.
The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.
Did you hear about the notebook who married a pencil?
She finally found Mr. Write.
Do you know why the King of Hearts married the Queen of Hearts?
They were perfectly suited to each other.
Did you hear about the bald man who married his comb?
He promised, ‘I’ll never part with it!’
Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a very emotional day.
Even the cake is in tiers.
Why did Comic Sans break up with Times New Roman?
He just wasn’t her type.
Unfortunately, the jumper cables are getting a divorce.
They just didn’t have that spark.
Sadly, hydrogen and helium broke things off.
But they still think of each other periodically.